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Captain Morgan

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If the massage parlor has a sauna, use that first then get the massage.

Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 3911|Location: Sparta, NJ USA|Registered: August 16, 2002

tatortodd

Drill Here, Drill Now
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My middle back has been a long-term problem like many people who spend many hours daily on a keyboard (me) or driving a vehicle. It'd get incredibly stiff and painful, I'd get 2 or 3 chiropractic adjustments in a week, and then 3 or 4 weeks later rinse and repeat.

When I moved to Houston, a massage chain opened at the entrance to the neighborhood so I bought a monthly membership. That female masseuse was both strong and mean (to the muscles not me). Weekly visits for about 6 weeks consisting of assisted stretching and then deep tissue massage (i.e. driving elbow multiple angles into the knot). Ultimately, it worked out a softball size knot.

I've continued getting massages on a regular basis and they're not as firm as deep tissue, but they're nothing I could sleep through. I've also improved my ergo posture when on the keyboard which has helped as well.

Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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Posts: 23556|Location: Northern Suburbs of Houston|Registered: November 14, 2005

UTsig

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I don't go, have never had one. My wife has back issues from a car accident and goes monthly to a massage therapist. He was highly recommended by a friend and is booked out for months. I'm not sure what it costs, doesn't matter, helps the wife.

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"Nature scares me" a quote by my friend Bob after a rough day at sea.

Posts: 3445|Location: Utah's Dixie|Registered: January 29, 2008

83v45magna

Back, and
to the left
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quote:

Originally posted by Schmelby:
...is it inappropriate to ask for a female?.
As Jerry Seinfeld said " Not that there's anything wrong with that" I would just be more comfortable with a woman.

Yeah, you don't want Raymond.
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Posts: 7345|Location: Dallas|Registered: August 04, 2011

P250UA5

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It's been a long time [teenager], but went to spend a couple weeks with my grandmother.
She scheduled me 2 massages at her salon. A standard massage, and a water massage.

Both were fantastic, would do again if I have the inclination.
Instead, I just get one scheduled for my wife. She just hasn't gotten around to using it.

The Enemy's gate is down.

Posts: 15799|Location: Spring, TX|Registered: July 11, 2011

jhe888

Little ray
of sunshine
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Yes, and they are awesome, as everyone says.

The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.

Posts: 53193|Location: Texas|Registered: February 10, 2004

BigSwede

No, not like
Bill Clinton
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I go with the wife occasionally for a deep tissue massage. I want to crawl out of my skin when they start digging in to my calf or middle back muscles but they are worth it

Posts: 5459|Location: GA|Registered: September 23, 2009

ibanda

come and take it
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My lower back gets tight but usually gets better after 2 or 3 days. A few years ago it was sore for 10 days and I went and got a couple of massages. It helped but then I figured out my mattress was 15 years old and was causing the problem. Got a new high end mattress and felt better immediately.


I have a few SIGs.

Posts: 1918|Location: Texan north of the Red River|Registered: November 05, 2003

shikemd

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Originally posted by BigSwede:
...I want to crawl out of my skin when they start digging in to my calf or middle back muscles but they are worth it

Don't overlook this aspect as you should go to your first massage with realistic expectations. A sports or deep tissue massage will not be like having your wife rub your shoulders. It will be intense at first; just let them do their thing and you'll get results that last far longer than the 1 hour massage.

Posts: 941|Location: The only state with a state bird named after another state.|Registered: December 11, 2009

Schmelby

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Originally posted by Milliron:
All the time. It's better than drugs.

You are near me. Any suggestions who to see?

Posts: 1267|Location: Mason, Ohio|Registered: September 16, 2015

Aglifter

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The best result I had was from a masseuse/PT/Pilates trainer who worked with athletes. (She went from the NFL to working mostly with retired athletes).

She made real progress. I would combine massage with PT and Pilates/yoga.

Posts: 5835|Location: Republic of Ice Cream, Miami Beach, FL|Registered: May 24, 2007

Sig2340

Step by step walk the thousand mile road
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I use masseuses from Thailand at the Thai Massage Society in Sterling, VA). They are trained in all manner of massage therapy, and the deep tissue massage I am leaving for in 30 minutes was my 65th birthday present to myself.

I usually leave in the condition of rice vermicelli that soaked too long. I'm looking forward to it.

Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
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Jim Shugart

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Posts: 15521|Location: Virginia|Registered: July 03, 2007

Balzé Halzé

Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie
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Of course.

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Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

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Posts: 30775|Location: Elv. 7,000 feet, Utah|Registered: October 29, 2012

Schmelby

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
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What's that in his eye?

Posts: 1267|Location: Mason, Ohio|Registered: September 16, 2015

Prefontaine

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Regularly. Lifting weights, it’s almost necessary. They walk on my back, hamstrings, calves. Gets all the knots out. It’s painful during. If it isn’t, they aren’t doing it right and it’s fu fu. It should hurt.

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone

Posts: 12818|Location: Down South|Registered: January 16, 2010

GT-40DOC

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I have had a large number of them in Vietnam. After pulling high G-loads again and again, everything hurt. The massages really helped a lot.

Posts: 6666|Location: Az|Registered: May 27, 2005

Schmelby

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Originally posted by GT-40DOC:
I have had a large number of them in Vietnam. After pulling high G-loads again and again, everything hurt. The massages really helped a lot.

Thank you for all you did. Had a friend who's Father flew an OV-10 Bronco there. I built a scale model of one and gave it to him.
My friend had a picture him in front of his plane. I put the tail number on the model. He liked that. He was a good man.

Posts: 1267|Location: Mason, Ohio|Registered: September 16, 2015

parabellum

Peace through
superior firepower
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Park down the strip mall a ways and walk up. Bring lots of cash. When she asks you if you want half-and-half, it ain't for your coffee.

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drill sgt

drop and give me
20 pushups
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Only one... 1969 in Seoul, South Korea by way of the US Army PX system....Female massuse..The hot box treatment.. then the cool soaking water bath... then the beating rendered while laying on the table...Felt like they were beating me to death but was so relaxing I actually fell asleep.... drill sgt.

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FAQs

How often did Bob Hope get a massage? ›

The famous comedian and actor Bob Hope had a massage every day for 63 years. Bob Hope said that a “good massage is one of the greatest pleasures in life with many therapeutic benefits.”

Is it rude not to tip a massage therapist? ›

Tipping is also a way of recognizing a massage therapist's hard and physically demanding work, she says. “When in doubt, tip your massage therapist unless they very specifically say otherwise,” Denney says. But note that some massage therapists will expressly ask you not to tip.

What is the most requested massage? ›

Swedish Massage Therapy This is the most common type of massage therapy. It is also known as Swedish massage or simply massage therapy. Massage therapists use long smooth strokes, kneading, and circular movements on superficial layers of muscle using massage lotion or oil.

Do massages have long-term benefits? ›

The best massage techniques for improving posture are Swedish massage, sports massage, and deep-tissue massage. Other long-term benefits of massage therapy include: Increased energy levels and reduced fatigue. A stronger immune system.

Is massage once a week too much? ›

The short answer would be as often as you like really. The long answer depends on many factors to include the type of massage you are having, your pain and physical needs and indeed your stress and emotional needs. A massage every week or every two weeks would be ideal but not realistic for every person.

What body part feels the best in a massage? ›

Back massage takes the Number 1 spot for specific extra focus requests. Again no surprise, given the large number of important and hard working muscles that are situated in the back. Back pain continues to be one of the most common ailments reported by people who are searching for massage therapy.

What is the most relaxing body part to massage? ›

Ask anyone and they probably wouldn't turn down a good shoulder rub or back rub. Getting a massage in these areas feels great and can help relieve pain and stress.

Why does a full body massage feel so good? ›

As soon as your skin's nerve cells feel pressure, they signal the brain to release feel-good chemicals called endorphins, which boost your mood and give you a natural high. As a result, stress hormones cortisol and adrenaline begin to decrease and the overall effect is one of euphoria and bliss.

What is considered an inappropriate massage? ›

The Genital Region: The genital region should never be touched in a massage or bodywork session under any circumstance, even by accident. Any client, and especially one who has a sexual-abuse history, may freeze at that moment and be unable to move or say anything.

What do you wear during a massage? ›

Generally speaking, you should wear something comfortable and stretchy on the legs (tights or joggers) and try not to wear belts, pants, or shorts with next to no stretch or lots of pockets.

How much do you tip for a 60 minute massage? ›

Generally $15 or $20 is a good tip on an hour massage regardless of the cost of the massage. You don't tip the manager of the spa unless they are giving you a massage. Hope this helps.

What is the best day to get a massage? ›

If you live an active life, you should plan your massage on your rest days. Getting a decent massage when you're inactive is the ideal option. Unless a trainer recommends getting a sports massage during an active day, the best time to get a massage is on your off days.

Do big people get massages? ›

Most obese people also suffer from high blood pressure. As a result, most are in need of massage therapy to help with the pain and to increase the range of motion.

What are 3 instances when massage is not recommended? ›

Contagious diseases such as the cold or the flu. Recent operations or acute injuries. Severe, unstable hypertension. Local contagious or irritable skin conditions.

Is it healthy to get a massage every day? ›

Is it bad to get a massage every day? Overall, the frequency of your massages depends on your medical condition and goals, whether it is for enjoyment or to alleviate body pain. If you're looking for a little wellness and relaxation, you can safely enjoy a relaxation massage at most, every day.

How many times did Bob Hope go to Vietnam? ›

———Dennis Franz—- served 11 months in Vietnam with 82nd and 101st Airborne. From USO.org: In 1964, Hope took the first of nine USO trips to Vietnam to record special holiday episodes of his show and he never went alone.

Is a massage every two weeks good? ›

Therefore, it is recommended to be getting massaged at least every other week (if not every week!). Massage helps reduce the formation of scar tissue and improves the healing process, both which are very important to athletes as they rebuild their muscles throughout their training.

Are monthly massages good for you? ›

According to Sleep.com, a monthly massage treatment helps to decrease the stress hormone cortisol, while ramping up mood stabilizers like serotonin and dopamine. Experience balanced hormones, combined with reduced muscle tension and improved mood which results in a much better sleep schedule.

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